Saturday, July 28, 2007

Another such TV show that is not good

Motorcycle Kid and Johnny Outcast

The theme song, what is this?

Benjamin was the best kid at school. Knew every teacher, followed every rule. Made straight A it is true.
While working on his social studies fair project there was a terrible accident, ending his life, so new!
Johnny Outcast left as a baby thrown aside to the orphanage. Grew up angry, different unable to follow social tutelage.
But then Benjamin is reincarnated as a motorcycle which Johnny steals.
Little did he know there were moral lessons between those two wheels!


Explain how that happens? Where does Benjamin reincarnate like on this TV show? How is it possible to come to life as a motorcycle kid who can talk to a social throwaway? Confussion.
Televsion shows. So incompreceiveable.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

What I sent their customer support

here is what I sent their customer support.



To: customercare@furniture.com

Furniture makes everyone more comfortable. Where would we sit? Where would we sleep or prop up pictures of our favorite shrub? Unfinished furniture can make people comfortable just like real furniture even when its unfinished.

The unfinished attitude of furniture such as the unfinished variety opens a world of possibilities. I could take unfinished furniture and complete it, accomplishing a task. Success! Finished furniture of the completed variety and attitude.

Do you know that? Unfinished furniture is like a new born person, there are components to be finished, tasks make them a done human being of completion!!!
Jivosnican Pisodos

Saturday, July 21, 2007

TV show is such nonsense

Today I saw the television show "Dr. Science and Mrs. Nutrition."

Dr. Science has several licensed PhDs in advanced science project. Mrs. Nutrition knows the great degree about nutrition. Dr. Science ate four candy bars before he needed to go sleep. The cloned rat in his advanced science laboratory said it is not good to eat so much candy before the sleeping happens to him.

He was right! Because Mrs. Nutrition explained with a diagram how bad stuff inside candy bars makes you tired.

And why didn't Dr. Science know about that with his licensed PhDs? Maybe he isn't as sciences as he would let on during an investigation about the licenses he received, now would he?

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Jivosnican

Jivosnican may have more than one blog on here. His previous attempt was so long ago he forgot him his password! So, in fairness, Jivosnican succeeded again!

Question still remains:

Do you make a lighter two pound bar bell? I mean, two pounds is alot when you get tired like I do.

here are 40 dollars. Look, at that!